He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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