I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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