wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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