Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
babies were throwing up all over the place
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Randomize
