Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Randomize
