I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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