i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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