So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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