the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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