oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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