ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just blew my weed a kiss
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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