she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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