I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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