ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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