um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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