i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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