I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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