i think i have herpe
just one?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
you will always have a special place in my vag
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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