my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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