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(843): View more from South Carolina

and my herpes radar will keep us safe

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(905): View more from Ontario

was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby

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your completely serious

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(801): View more from Utah

Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.

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(425): View more from Washington

I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?

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(408): View more from California

Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today

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(813): View more from Florida

You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.

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