Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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