What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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