Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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