I love black thongs
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
