i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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