The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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