No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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