I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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