Porn is love you can see.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i can't believe i had my finger in that
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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