but the lizard people decide everything anyway
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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