my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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