his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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