let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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