She is in my trunk
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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