Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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