Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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