do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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