i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
