Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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