I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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