Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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