Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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