If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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