Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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