do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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