i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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