It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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