I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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