i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
