it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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