So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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