You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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