You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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