I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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