So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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