god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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