Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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