I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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